I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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