Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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