I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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