I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Bring me that man meat
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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