Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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