Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just had sex on a roof
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Randomize
