I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He has the fingertips of a God
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