Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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