So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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