When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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