How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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