how can u be prego again
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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