He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
