its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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