Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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