hell yes lets make some ravioli
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Will exercising make me less horny?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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