Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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