Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating