note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though