Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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