I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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