I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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