Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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