Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My vagina is officially offended.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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