So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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