yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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