small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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