I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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