I'd wear matching sweaters with you
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
