It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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