oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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