Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Sober January is a disaster.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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