hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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