How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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