haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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