I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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