No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
