i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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