it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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