You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
