that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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