Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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