i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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