He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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