Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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