Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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