you would pick up someone in the library
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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