ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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