You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
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Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Holy shit dude........stairs
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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