Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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