dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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