Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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