Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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