we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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