I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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