we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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