One girl and one boy is just not enough.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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