So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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